Linixicorn

Once revered as the most handsome creature in the world, it now leads a retired life as a consultant in a rather dingy chat room.

"A Lion/Phoenix/Unicorn Hybrid, Linixicorn is very rare breed"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

linotype

A boring, giant word document that is irrelevant but I need to spend $5 to watch the documentary for an english project on youtube.

"Oh I'm going to watch a fun documentary on a linotype"
-no one ever

by idfk1234567890123456 November 29, 2017

Linux

A family of OSes that have no place on Average Joe's computer because of how shitty they are to use and troubleshoot. Don't expect too much help from the community because it is full of narcissist jerks, and forums are full of outdated guides. Also, they are everywhere. Even on this very website. Don't you dare to say Linux is bad, even on religion forums, because the jerks will find you, and completely destroy you if they see a dislike button. If you care about your mental health, stay away from them, and if somehow you get to talk to one, wear a mask.

New user:
-My Linux PC doesn't boot anymore.
Jerk:
-No, you are stupid, you don't know how to use it. You did something wrong for sure. There's no way it can break by itself, my Pentium 3 PC works like a charm with this distro so you clearly did something wrong.
Same jerk, another account:
-I have the same PC as you and everything is working flawlessly. You clearly did something wrong.

by Awfuldude November 25, 2020

Linx

a gender neutral name for epic people not to be confused with the deodorant lynx

person 1 "what is lynx doing these days" person 2"its spelled linx u nonce"

by Linx lunx lingus bingus boingu June 13, 2022

New Lenox

A lazy town in the middle of nowhere. The most boring town in Illinois for anyone who is 18 or younger. Or, really, anyone who isn't a kid and still distracted by the wonders of the corn. Some adults here are okay, and only come here because of the high schools, which aren't bad at all, but its all very fuckin whitewashed. Everyone is racist dude. The library is the most exciting place. A good portion of the kids get a bad rep, we want to get out of here as fast as possible. No good food, only cheap fast food. Good for the schools and half of the population, sucks for everything else and the other half. Don't move here. Unless you have a corn kink.

Damn, New Lenox has no night life, no restaurants, nothing. Its most exciting venue is a library.

by Long Live LWN September 18, 2018

Linux

Linux is one of three major operating sysems (windows,mac, linux)
Linux is Free opposed to the others making pre installed laptops much much cheaper.
Linux also has no known viruses, is much cheaper, works MUCH FASTER and is barely exposed to crashes.
However it involves using other versions of everything such as MSN, Word and excel.
Many debate it bad and many debate it better.

YOU: ew why can't you nudge on msn?!
ME: *rolls eyes* linux version of msn...

by tamara10 February 16, 2009

Linux

An open source operating system that is for more stable than windows. The only time I use windows is to play a few games. I dual boot linix and windows on the same computer. And linux connects DSL about three times faster than windows. Linux plays my TV card without crashing. Linux does not let me change system settings without being logged in as root. While in windows, I accidentally changed the name of a system file and wasn't able to fix it for hours. Windows and Linux both have their pros and cons. Weigh them both and choose for yourself. Don't dis someone if they choose one over the other.

Linux is for those who choose not to use windows
Windows is for those who don't know they have a choice

by krypton knight December 31, 2003