Linkin park.

I mean, Look at them, seriously.

Person a: Isn't that the guy from Linkin park.?

Person b: Yea man, let's jump him.

by e55 December 17, 2008

Linkin Park

A band who made 2 awesome albums known as Hybrid Theory and Meteora, made millions of fans, but then chose to take a shit in the ears of all those fans with every album released since. It is similar to what Metallica chose to do to their fans with all their shitty material released after the Black Album.

Random Tool: I love Linkin Park's new album!

Me: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! (PUNCH TO THE FACE)

by Illesification October 6, 2012

Linkin Park

The Most MOTHERFUCKING best band ever! ALOT of people like to hate on them saying that they are "sell-outs" that produce the same shit. Well, Mike Shinoda said that they changed alot, AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES! Chester the lead singer went through HELL as a child. They are NOT shit. They are THE SHIT!! And tell me, why the FUCK are they overrated? They recieve next to NO attention on the radio.

Faggot: Linkin Park sucks, listen to some 5SoS or JB, but not Greenday, they are a faggots! Just like me!

Billy Jo Armstrong: Look you little FUC--MIKE SHINODA IS THAT YOU???

Mike: Yes it is bro, lets make this fucker go Somewhere he belongs and make him pay for What He's Done!

Billy: Lets fuck up this Basket Case!

*Mike&Bill destroy fag#1*

JB: AFTER YOU DEFEAT ALL FAGS, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME: FAGIMOUS PRIME! MIKE YOU NON-SWAGGY CUNT

Mike: Oh, shit. We can't defeat this asshole alone Billy! We need S.O.B.!!

Billy: And CharleScene!

*Later, Mike, Billy, CS, and S.O.B. defeat the Faggot Overlord, Justin Beiber!*

by Hey Guys March 22, 2015

Rhett and linking

When you “dink” your dicks together before “sinking” them into each other’s mouths in the 69 position

I totally saw Jake Rhett and linking with sam last night. It was fuckin gross

by Scott05r6 May 11, 2018

Linken

A perfect person, the best person at that. He's an asshole, but he cares about you if he loves you.

Linken I love you

by Bee_Hive November 11, 2020

penis linking

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008