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literal equations

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.
Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."
by Pooookasad September 30, 2013
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Liferfag

Someone who has a real life. Often used in a derogatory way by those who DON'T have a real life and are therefore jealous.

A "real life" is constituted by having a girlfriend, an active social life, getting laid on a regular basis etc.
Frank: This 14 year old is flirting with me on msn.
Silver: Fucking liferfag.

Danny: But I'm trying to only stick with one girl this time. There's just so many to choose from.
Elliott: Grr.. He's such a liferfag.

Brett: I guess I'm a semi-liferfag.
Jamie: I would probably be a liferfag if I didn't live in a barbarian village with like 3 fucking people in it.

Molk: I'm the complete opposite of a liferfag. I have no life.
by [PE]Elliott January 25, 2009
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lifetramping

1. Work & life shadowing. Lifetramps share their lifestyles, fostering cultural exchange.

2. Way of living in constantly changing reality by focusing on people and new experiences.

Word origins from liquid modernity concept.
1) I was lifetramping with DJ in New York last week, it was an amazing experience.
by satoshi November 29, 2013
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literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
by CPU Killer January 31, 2005
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Literally Dying

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.
by meow_zz August 18, 2016
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literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo
I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.
by Mas malignement September 17, 2019
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Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.
My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?
by mayanaze February 21, 2017
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