Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
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colorado lettuce

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?
by rggzy April 12, 2016
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bromaine lettuce

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018
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shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018
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lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence
"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*
by Trump's third buttock February 07, 2017
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Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!
by Jerry hatricks November 03, 2019
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Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.
by HalfASoul January 16, 2019
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