Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014

Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.

The lettuce gang is at it again

by HalfASoul January 16, 2019

Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019

bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.

by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018