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Rug Lettuce

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...
by Hot Avian September 22, 2018
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Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022
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Román lettuce

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.
by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014
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lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
by Honey mustard February 3, 2020
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bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.
Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018
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Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.
by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023
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colorado lettuce

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?
by rggzy June 13, 2016
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