Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018

Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

by drJJL April 18, 2010

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017

Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.

by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018

Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019