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sticky lemming

The finest of sex acts, you throw you girlfriend/ best friends girlfriend out of a window during sex and you must fire your sticky jozz on her before she hits floor.
hence the name.
guy 1: WTF!! YOU JUST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW...IM CALLING THE FEDS BRO'.
guy2: its ok maaan, it was a sticky lemming.
guy 1:oh, thats cool.
by bonja October 26, 2007
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Lemming lane

Noun~ Any lane on the road (normally at an intersection) where all other vehicles seem to be in for no apparent reason.
Can be any lane
Look Skwirrl, there are 8 cars in the lemming lane and none in the right.
by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008
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lemming herder

A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong.
"That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"
by delphinus3 April 5, 2010
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lemming

A character from a video game that has green hair, a snouted face, and blue clothing.
This lemming is a blocker.
by 4 am June 3, 2017
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Lexington

Lexington is a playful,funny,smart baby he likes to play and watch his favorite movies and shows over and over again.He is also very silly but around other people a bit shy.And his favorite word is no.
sister-Lex com here

Lexington-No!
by dQQ-dQQ May 20, 2018
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anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.
Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.
by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015
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Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.
Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.
by OKay12 July 30, 2011
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