annabel lecter

a girl that sucks at sucking dick to the extent that you could swear she's eating your dick.

edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

la leche

translated, means "milk." Is used as a synonym for semen.

Dame la leche papi.. si, siii, ay siiiiiiii!!!!

by Javier January 12, 2005

me cago en la leche

a shorter way of saying "me cago en la leche de la puta que te date la luz", meaning "i shit in the milk of the whore that bore you," a very common insult in spain.

The sort of thing I learn in spanish class.

"I don't like Harry Potter."
"Well then, me cago en la leche."

by maddymaddymaddymaddaaaay December 6, 2004

lechman

A fat cow who is up tight and needs to get laid, and has orgasm over donuts.

Sarah is such a lechman.
Omg connie pulled a lechman

by Ryan Frost December 29, 2007

Lecture

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

by RockstarLC November 22, 2009

I Lechoo

So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."

So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.

Bartender: "Can I get you boys a beer?"

You: "Ahh, sure, I lechoo get me a New Castle."

by Giovanni Hernández January 22, 2004

Lecturer

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

by saraith April 24, 2009