Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters January 25, 2016

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layin train

Pulling out a ginormous penis and beating "it" up.

Man, I was layin train on that girl last night, felt like heaven in a pussy!!

by Definitionkingfetty1 April 17, 2016

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Laying out all night

1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.

2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.

3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.

That fool be laying out all night with all kinds o' hoes so I done ditches his sad ass.

by Shadowwolf1138 October 16, 2016

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Lazinessitis

A common mental health issue that makes a person very lazy. It is sometimes contagious and could be permanent.

Becky I don’t want to go to school. I think I might have lazinessitis.

by Yickatee September 8, 2018

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laying in the grass

A euphemism for having sex outdoors.

Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."

Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."

Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"

by Lelouch0zerogeass October 1, 2020

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