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Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down
by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023
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lada-dada

Doing it in a public place in a Lada motor vehicle. For what ever reason.
The car broke down, so ended up having a lada-dada while we waited to get picked up
by R Mutt August 3, 2011
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cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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Greasy Ladas

A person who drips with greasy chicken grease. Despite being so greasy, he is often seen among the supermarket aisles picking up copious amounts of grease of various nature. Sometimes it is chicken fat, nicely broiled. Other times it is perfectly molded cheese oil.
Person 1: Hey lets go get some crisps from the supermarket!
Person 2: Alright sure I would... OMG!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Its a... GREASY LADAS!
Person 1: It's disgusting, picking up jars of chicken fat!
by kateeedrasoon September 26, 2011
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LaDaisy

1. The coolest roommate ever.
2. People who wear cuddly bear pajamas.
1. Max is a def LaDaisy
2. Did you see Mai? She is doing a LaDaisy.
by meekak February 6, 2010
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Landan Stevens

Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.

Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.

J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.

a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.

Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens

2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves

3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"

"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"

4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross

5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 7, 2012
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Lamdaus

A state of frightening confusion about one's status in a relationship.
"He was in a lamdaus when she bolted out of his apartment."
by Shazla July 21, 2016
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