Lauren

A Lauren is a very strange being. The Lauren isn't exactly human. More like a god. A Lauren is usually into very disturbing horror movies, and laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. She enjoys punk music and just being weird and funny. Laurens are usually very beautiful, however they don't think so at all. On the outside, she's stubborn, a little mean, some might even say bitchy. But inside, she's the nicest, most caring person ever, but only if you get to know her. I advise you not piss off a Lauren, 'cause she will fucking mutilate you. Laurens are guy magnets, even if they refuse to acknowledge it. A Lauren will make you smile right away, with her sarcastic comebacks and twisted sense of humor. Laurens are usually picky with guys so if one likes you, you're a lucky bastard. They make the best friends, they can be sweet (sometimes) and they're not afraid to stand up and be a raving bitch when called for. You'd be lucky to know one, I know I am:

Josh: Dude I met this chick a few days ago...she's totally twisted and awesome and HOT...but I didn't get her name...

Liam: Her name's Lauren.

Josh: How do you know?

Liam: 'Cause that's how Laurens are, dude.

by Liam and Josh June 21, 2011

Lauren

An amazing girl, that just oozes class and has men dying at her feet without asking them.

She's modest but beautiful!
She's Crazy but fun!
She's a girl you can talk to for hours but never get bored of!
She's perfect but without knowing it...

Dude: That girl there, she's like so Lauren...
Kazon: Dude I know...

by Kazon September 9, 2010

Lauren Lopez

The most gloriously, supremely awesome person ever to grace the multiverse with their presence. Known for her portrayal of a feminine, ground-slithering, Hermy-one-loving, and Pigfarts-desiring Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. She also played Taz, a short, angry, Mexican Starship Ranger and Buggette, a simpering caterpillar with the hots for Bug in Starship. Both productions were put on by Starkid, a theater group in Michigan.

Lauren Lopez is so talented, she can be both a feminine boy and a masculine girl.

by Empress of the Multiverse December 27, 2011

Lauren

The most lovely girls in existence are named lauren. only girls who have Sexy wavy hair, cute freckles, a sweet butt and give the best hugs are named this. This name is usually The inspiration for poetry and represent only awesome girls to have tea parties with. No1could make a person as happy as a girl named Lauren can. A girl named Lauren is usually 1 of the best friends you could possibly have. She deserves the absolute best and is completly wonderful and lovely.

Hello may I ask you what your name is?
Ya why not....
...what is it
Lauren

oh it figures. Your totally beautiful

by Jass52 November 16, 2009

Lauren Effect

When all or most of the males in a group or population fall for the same girl. This will generally cause the other girls in the group to irrationally dislike the girl of interest, as all their male friends will talk about her constantly.

Annette: So Jess just won't stop talking about this girl.
Andrew: Anyone I know?
Annette: Her name is Lauren, dark hair, freshman...
Andrew: Oh yeah, Hot Lauren. She's amazing. She smiled at me the other day, so I think I might have a chance. I wrote her this poem...
Annette: Oh god, it's the Lauren Effect.

by Alethea April 14, 2008

Lauren

Lauren is an amazing person. She is very outgoing. She may be quit when you meet her but she will come around. She loves gymnastics and dance. She is very organized and clean. She doesn't like reading books that much. She has the perfect amount of self confidants and understands what your going through. She is very pretty on the inside and out. She likes playing sports. She also likes dressing up. She is also very fashionable.

Lauren is so nice.
Everyone's Lauren's friend .
Are you her friend too?

by lauren_is_awesome November 1, 2017

John Laurens

1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.

"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"

Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"

by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018