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manchester united

The BEST football team in the world!!(football not soccer!!)
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!
by c.ronaldo777777 April 14, 2006
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Manchester

Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.
Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..
by DtotheLA February 27, 2011
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lancaster

Home of the amish and their corn bread. Also place where an assortment of college kids live together and touch eachother in vulgar ways. It is the temporary home of some preppy coke heads from connecticut, skanks from new jersey, japs from new york, wannabees from maryland, average jo's from p.a., and really confused people from the other 45 states. Lancaster has one bar, which smells like piss, and the entire town smells like cow shit. The owner of this 1 bar has 2 teeth. Actually, there is another bar called Brickyard. Its the only place to go where you can take your mind off of the fact that you are stuck in fuckville, pa.
Townies call Lancaster (lan-cuh-stir)
and end every sentence like they're asking a question
OUt of Townies call Lancaster (Lang-cass-ter)
we are pushy, rude, entitled, and we drive our parent's bmw
by Name Doesnt Matter September 24, 2005
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Manchester

A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater
guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!
by CK09 February 18, 2009
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Manchester, CT

A great town in Central Connecticut that has everything: A mall, movie theater, bowling alley, plenty of shopsand restaurants, outdoor parks, etc. Plus, it is about 98 miles from Boston and is near Lake Compounce.
by filmguy619 December 7, 2010
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Lancaster

An influential feeling of having a teacher that makes college more fun than ever thought possible.
Dude, I can't wait for my number theory class its my lancaster!

Im so ready for next semester, all my classes are going be lancasters!

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by JNR23 March 19, 2013
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manchester cunts

Ignore the other definition of this. For a better definition of Manchester Cunts, see Manchester City
by zutroy July 8, 2004
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