Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

Lobsterfied

When you think you are going to tan outside, but then turn red like a lobster.

My body has been lobsterfied.

by xRxnan April 21, 2019

Listerbean

Listerine mouthwash body with beans in it

Man1: hey Bruh, you got any mouthwash?
Man2: yeah bruh I got that listerbean

by Lil Räy December 4, 2019

Lubster

A lubster is someone who doesn’t understand anything and is bad at relationship stuff. Slow as hell typer and bad at advice. Pretty big simp overall. Tells you all there problems that you don’t care about.

Person 1: “Dude, he won’t stop telling me his problems, he is kinda being a simp.”
Person 2:”He sounds like a lubster to be honest.”

by 8donutdan April 25, 2020

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020

lobsterfication

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

by tyler chapin May 23, 2008