Learm

Relating to sperm, cuming, and/or masturbating; Fap

Whatever else you'd like it to be! aslong as the other person doesn't know what your talking about!

Bro! He just learmed himself!!!

So... I heard you were learming the other day.

How could you go off and learm without me!

by x0JoNy0x December 12, 2010

Learn

To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.

karate kid learns how to fight, the master teaches

by Kiyus October 8, 2006

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

learing

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.

Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.

by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

Learna

an amazing girl to be with and around, most of the time they are known to be sarcastic day in and out and will not back down from a fight! however she loves to meet new people but becomes very shy when she does, however after being in her presence for a couple of hours she is very easy to get along with, she is also very funny at times and can cook the best bacon sandwiches in the morning so be prepared to be wowed also she loves to drink, and will try to get yo to drink her under the table.

guy: make me a sammich

learna: okay!

by waterboy1 August 25, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

learning to fly

When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.

"Did you fart?"

"No, I'm learning to fly."

by Leroy's Mama June 28, 2005