swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017

Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

by drJJL April 18, 2010

Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.

by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017