lad a life

Surprised person- very shocked

man walks into a room and is surprised.. "Lad a life!"

by lickle_leelee May 17, 2006

Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.

Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.

by Distroyer April 19, 2011

Lad Badge

When a Badger is with by the female of its species and changes from its usual self into a Lad.

dude, there's a lady. Dont go all Lad Badge on me

by Cameron Hunter July 2, 2011

Lad zone

A girl that has worked her way into the boy inner circle to the extent of which she no longer sexually considered female by the immediate group.

©JessSwitz

When implied "jess is one of the boy's" "I think she has a dick"

Explicitly stated "Jess and the boys went to the pub for a Schnitty and beer and told her boys some hints for the bedroom and they rang her later to tell her how well it worked; she realised she was the empress of the lad zone."

by Cjci January 20, 2016

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

Lad bands

Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.

Some examples of Lad bands are:
Arctic monkeys
The Fratellis
Fountains of Wayne

by The faces of Farhad December 15, 2017

lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.

"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"

by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018