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Krispy Kramp

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.
Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.
by Coke Can June 5, 2018
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Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.
“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”
by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022
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Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025
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rice krispy toasted

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted
by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021
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Krispy

Krispy a very funny guy, helpful and intelligent and gets all the bitches on the block and is the master baiter in the bed. Every Krispy out there is bald and they have a Warzone with 99 other girls in his bed
WOAH IS THAT KRISPY CHRIS
by Osama Bin Lagin June 29, 2020
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Krispie Treatz

Songs, typically house music, played in nightclubs with defined high ranges and thumpin lows creating a snap and pop effect.
that DJ was snappin out the Krispie Treatz last night yo
by Ibanezxtream July 7, 2011
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