Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

krap

A gheto way to say shit,crap, or dung.

I got to take a krap. Hurry up I got to take a crap too.

by Andre April 25, 2005

Kraken

The area of a womens genitalia that has seen to many penis's in the same night

Your chilling with a girl and she sits on every guys lap within 15mins, yea shes kraken

by Cool Dood October 23, 2012

karpel

The most cool Jew of all time with the legendary 10+ inch dick

Wow bro look at him his like karpel

by Karpel May 1, 2018

Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003