your moms knife

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018

knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

Knifedick

The name that you call somebody who had a throwing knife thrown at their crotch for a one hit kill in Call of Duty.

Nathan: Oh shit how did you kill me?

Ray: I one hit you, you damn knifedick. Haha watch me teabag!

by SixtyOne January 9, 2010

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 9, 2005

Knawesome

A mixture of Nice (or gnarly or any "cool" word with an "n" sound for that matter) and, obviously, Awesome.

Etymology: Invented by Drew Nutter, this word was originally spelt "Nawesome." Drew then decided that just one letter wasnt enough to do justice to the other word (nice, gnarly, or whatever you like) so he added a "G" as in "gnarly" to make it Gnawesome. Soon after, he decided a "K" was a more attractive letter to use, so he made it "Knawesome."

Yo that was so knawesome dudeman

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

linoleum knife

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

by c gizzel May 2, 2007