kiwi juice

A dangerous mixture of methamphetamine and non-alcoholic beer. Sometimes grants super strength to those high on it.

Bloody hell that wanker punched a hole in me. Must be high on kiwi juice.

kiwi juice by Ydoofus December 25, 2022

kiwi fruit 

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

kiwi fruit by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005

kiwi enema 

Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.

"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."

kiwi enema by DrCruel November 21, 2006

kiwi fruit 

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.

Have you got the kiwi fruit?

kiwi fruit by Twattt April 14, 2008

Kiwi Loveboat 

Transport ship carrying live sheep leaving Fremantle port. West Australia

New Zealander who likes having sex with sheep.so any ship boat carryin live sheep become a kiwi loveboat.

Kiwi Loveboat by dragonflyzinthewest November 25, 2010

Kiwi Muncher 🥝 

A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"

"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1

Kiwi Muncher 🥝 by spawnpeeked July 21, 2023

Kiwi Whore 

A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.

Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore

Kiwi Whore by DutchSeb October 17, 2011