Sea Kitten

Another word for fish named by those insane PETA people.
Practical Definition: A very Tasty edible fish that can be found in any of the worlds streams,lakes or oceans.

Last night I had a tasty Sea Kitten for dinner.

by Bob in NJ January 11, 2009

Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch

Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...

by Mule Tool January 1, 2017

smitten kitten

A term used to describe a person who is madly, wonderfully, deliriously in love with someone else. Can be used in a congratulatory sense or perhaps as a mild chastisement and warning.

"Wow, you're one smitten kitten!"

"Watch it Bill, you're getting to be a smitten kitten!"

by pahHONEix March 14, 2009

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Kitteh Fo

Any kitten that is super cute and has really soft fur.

There is a baby kitteh fo sitting in that bush.

by Fuutuuming Meadows April 11, 2009

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009