'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
Get the Kermitmug. by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
Get the kermit the frogmug. by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
Get the KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!mug. (Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
Get the Kermit Sudokumug. A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019
Get the Corporate Kermitmug. 
by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
Get the Kermit Pissmug.