Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Trapper Keeper

A woman who knowingly traps and keeps a guy by getting pregnant.

Philip Rivers is expecting his 7th child at 31 years old. Philip Rivers may have married the biggest Trapper Keeper in NFL history.

by thirdpicie October 14, 2013

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

Keefer

A guy who will flirt with anything with a vagina, but who will never make any effort to have more of a relationship than that.

1: Have you talked to that guy over there?

2: Yea, but he's a total keefer.

by DiabetesDominatrix March 7, 2011

Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

by STLBAS May 8, 2009