Kalean is an amazing person inside and out! He may have some anger issues and a short temper, but you gotta love him. He’s a fun person to be around. Loves the outside world. He has a really big heart and cares about people he loves. Crazy all the time but one of the nicest and kind hearted people you’ll ever meet.
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note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub
by Kaleb Williams July 12, 2003
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"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"
"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
by kjnakca December 7, 2009
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