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kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008
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One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.







THE BEST}!
Mmmm, Kevin is indescribable, no one could measure up to him.
by Alyssa77 January 8, 2009
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An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.
Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.
by Lookin_4_love92 October 27, 2018
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A hoe. He’s not loyal and likes five different girls at a time
Kevin has a new girlfriend.
by Ashlielynn December 10, 2017
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A guy who doesn't know how to frickin watch the light.
Guy recording: kevin, Kevin watch the light dude.
Kevin: *SMASHES THE FRICKING LIGHT*
by Kevinisweartogod May 6, 2020
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Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.
“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding
by Goblindrool May 10, 2020
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Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly
have you seen Kevin today?
by *B* July 6, 2007
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