cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!

Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!

by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007

joust

1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors

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RULES OF THE JOUST:

1. NO WHINING

2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)

3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.

4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call

5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.

6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.

"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"

--OR--

"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"

by Division By Zorro December 26, 2003

finger joust

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.

Dude, I went to www.fingerjoust.com and learned all about finger jousting.

by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005

Joust

A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.

Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.

Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.

Phone Text

Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!

Face-to-face

Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.

by David Keller January 11, 2008

Joust

sexual intercourse, or euphemism for it.

I am going to joust her.

by Chris Manley February 26, 2008

Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007