Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.
"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"
by MonoOnom May 18, 2016
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013
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JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE
I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED
by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011
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Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way
Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 07, 2014
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juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance
"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"
by Dignum April 25, 2019
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dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.
by FVTRSM July 25, 2021
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