Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.
Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.
Guy 3: Look, he's running off.
Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.
Guy 2: Lets help this guy?
Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell
Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.
Guy 3: Look, he's running off.
Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.
Guy 2: Lets help this guy?
Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell
Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018
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Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
by jonokauf December 7, 2013
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Get the jonathans dick mug.Hi nice to see you've come to a different deffinetion I am a jonathan and my results are what ever you think is correct so a. Jonathan is a very loving,caring person who loves everyone including his friends and family going out of his way to help anyone although you can see a deep sadness in his eyes you know that he is perfect and ways is there for anyone he loves his girlfriend will show in different ways how he loves her and will show her his sense of humor to brighten you're day will light up a whole room with his bright smile and will be the best person or friend in you're life.
Wow look at jonathan did he just take his girlfriend to the movies then get her chocolates for Valentine's day
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.
by Not that guy again April 14, 2019
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"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."
"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."
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Get the bumptious Jonathan mug.Jonathan is the dream boy. His adorable smile and his charming ways will make you fall in love. He may be insecure but he just needs someone to tell him he's got it all! Not to mention he's the perfect boyfriend. I'm not just writing this for all the Jonathan's out there. I'm also writing it for the one i love:)
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