johantan ayala 

Aka Lil J A FUCKIN awesome friend he cute too he probably fucked ur bitch

Johantan Ayala fucked my bitch

johantan ayala by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner January 30, 2018

Johanne 

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.

See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne

Johanne by SMU1234 June 6, 2020

Johanne 

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af

Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot

Johanne by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020

Jovanna 

The best person in the world kind,pretty,inspiring, and perfect

Person 1:Hey did you see Jovanna
Person 2:Oh yea they are cool

Jovanna by SwirlyMirly December 3, 2020

Johann Daveed 

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

Johann Daveed by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

Johanneke

Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.

That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.

Johanneke by Joadmirer November 22, 2021

JOHNNASCUS 

Once a member of rapper Lil Darkie's group SPIDER GANG, JOHNNASCUS is a solo artist who does mostly hardcore/hella distorted shit. He has a distinctive mask (rather, the upper half of one) featuring a CHAOS STR on the top and two extra bits on the bottom of both eye holes. He considers himself as a demigod (which i totally vibe with), and is doing live performances as of writing this article.

Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?

JOHNNASCUS by TMBK February 7, 2022