Jewstice

1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass

The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.

by Magicbus January 6, 2010

Jewstain

When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.

I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.

by good old max February 5, 2019

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Jewsh

Name for someone that is part Jew and part Douche. A Jewish douche.

Have you talked to Jewsh lately?

Like I haven't heard from like Jewsh in like forever.

by Todd N'Erection September 14, 2009

Jewsplaining

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022