Jemo

An action that a Russian official performs upon his/her victim to gain political influence in their victim's country.

J-Jacking
E- Every
M- Man
O- Off

Can also be used as a term to describe one who Jacks Every Man Off as well.

That Russian ambassador is JEMO in Trump tower!

Trump is now a JEMO for the Kremlin.

by Artic Phoenix January 5, 2018

Jewcob

Nickname for a person of Jewish decent named Jacob. Often used to degrade someone with the tendencies of being cheap, frugal, or just jibbery-style mooching.

Man, Jacob.. I mean Jewcob has been crashing on our couch for 8 months, when's he leaving?

by Bluegrass Sunshine May 10, 2018

jewdophile

a lover of all things jewish. a positive term

man, my friend is such a jewdophile, all he bangs is jews.

by c-rout December 2, 2010

Jewgoy

Refers to a person born to a Jewish Father and non-Jewish Mother. Due to the father's last name and/or inherited physical features such a person may be "seen" as "Jewish" by the majority non-Jewish culture while simulaneously being seen by the Jewish community as a non-Jew (or Goy) based on the matrilineal perspective of Jewish law. This term goy for a non-Jew may be seen as perjoritive whereas Gentile is the more respectful term. However given the disgust some have for intermarriage this term is often used to slur the offspring of such a relationship.

He looks Jewish but his Mother's maiden name is Smith...he must be a Jewgoy!

by HGJR June 10, 2011

jewdomize

Jewdomize. Jew·om·ize. verb. The definition of jewdomize is to perform unnatural or abnormal sexual intercourse on a person threw a hole in a sheet while dressed in full Hasidic attire. When you penetrate a person anally thew a hole in a sheet, this is an example of when you jewdomize that person.

My friend marty went to a bar mitzvah and was Jewdomized in the coat room by a man dressed as a Hasidic Jew.

by Restowrod73 May 31, 2017

Jewmor

Jewish Humor. Often not funny usally about cutting off young men's penis.

Jew: Hey i got some good jewmor its the one about the guy with the curly sideburns cutting off that baby's weiner.
Guy: Yeah thats messed up.

by John Smith 0000000000000001 March 8, 2008

Jewcon

Jewcon is an event for Nazis who like to burn Jews

Carl: “wanna go to jewcon”
Bob: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing my cooking skills”

by I have no idea what I’m doing June 5, 2019