jewliette

jewliette is a dumb little brat that has 20 boyfriends

jewliette is a brat

by itsoyourboiAlexbradley November 8, 2017

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Jewguar

A Jewish Jaguar. Half Jew half Jaguar. They come in many different forms like black, white, and some have really long noses.

Look son, it's a Jewguar

by Spraecker May 4, 2018

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Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018

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Jewlous

/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.

Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.

by Jew Fat June 14, 2018

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