Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.

"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Jewish Supremacism

The belief, theory, or doctrine that the Jewish people are superior to all others and should retain control in all relationships.

not all jews believe in Jewish Supremacism

by spaceMan Marty July 28, 2007

Jewishophile

When a non-jewish male of adult age having no knowledge of the jewish religion is aroused and attracted to Jewish adolescent women that are dressed up and wear pantyhose.

I was at the Palisades Center Mall on Sunday and I seen Phil. I said hello and asked him what brought him to the mall today. He said "Well every Sunday the hot jewish teens come out of the woodwork and come to shop at this mall all dressed up because they just came from temple and find that hot". So I said, "Ok well um aren't you almost 30, Phil?". He replied, "I look but don't touch. Then I remember what I see and go home and screw the brains out of my ugly girlfriend with the lights off".

Phil is such a Jewishophile!

by The Jax August 5, 2009

jewish barbecue

To burn down ones own home or building to collect insurance money

They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.

by HAshMAn September 4, 2014

Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

Going off like a Jewish foreskin

A phrase used when someone/something is going off, which is to go crazy or to be out of control.

That party was going off like a Jewish foreskin last night!

by bear_jew October 25, 2010

Jennisha

Definition: Its source is Yochana, a Hebrew name meaning "God's grace."

The Hebrew Yochana was translated into Latin as Joanna or Johanna. Over time these developed into the Old French Jehan(n)e. At various points this string of ancestors spun off many modern variations that have enjoyed a great deal of popularity.

Most of them share the quality of simplicity. Whether we call to mind the fictitious Jane Q. Public or the legendary Joan of Arc (Jeanne D'Arc in French), these names seem to emerge from the heart of the people.

Jennisha is a jewish name.

by dopeyalan March 12, 2008