Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"

Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush

by BigHero69 February 21, 2015

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

jebaited peace ima headout

These words are used by a certain ongoing organization called the Jebaited squad. This clan is spread all around the world with different sectors around the world, the words "jebaited peace ima headout" is used by them to say "bye". It's their symbol, they will leave before you can question was they just said. Beware...

Teacher: Alright class you can leave the call
Jebaited user: jebaited peace ima headout
*leaves call*
Teacher: what was that? Hello? Hello!!?!?!

by Phineas#1366 December 6, 2020

Oca ti jebem

Commonly used in Montenegro... Means "I fuck your father"... It's an insult like "Fuck you" or it can be used like a threat...

Pusi kurac, oca ti jebem > Suck my dick, I fuck your father (here it is used as a threat)

Oca ti jebem ludog! > I fuck your crazy father (insult)

by Jean Reatrd de Degeneric November 2, 2008

jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004

Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021