Jesus

A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets

Man did you see Jesus?
Yeah man he's so funny

by Jesús January 6, 2015

Jesus

A sexy son of a bitch that gets all the bitches

I wish I was like Jesus

by Don'tWorryAboutMe June 19, 2016

Jesus

Jesus is a god his best bud is Allah

Look at that mum jesus hanging out with Allah!

by Religious nun March 23, 2017

Jesus

A Shane Dawson conspiracy theory

Jesus ain't real

by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020

Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 19, 2005

jesus

that guy responsible for stubbing your toe

ex. "Jesus"

by Chrissy Teagen February 25, 2019

Jesus

It's a really cute,smart guy.He will steal your heart the first day ya meet. Loves to go outside and play. Will always protect you from any dangerous person. He really loyal and kind💍.

Omg did u see"Jesus" he so cute
I wish "Jesus " was my boyfriend.

by Sháwty101 October 17, 2017