Jizz Factory

Always a male.
1: a man whore.
2: one who has a lot of sex.

That Timmy is such a jizz factory! He laid four girls this week.

by KrisitnKilljoy January 4, 2009

Jizz boogie (Verb):

When you make a girl laugh as she is swallowing your cum load and it comes out her nose.

I gave Sarah the jizz boogies when I told her to “suck it like a man.”

by Source: Shahin and Mahyar July 26, 2005

Cat Jizz

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009

jizz guzzler

one who drinks a lot of jizz

"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"

by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

Jeremy Jizz Dog

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.

dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.

by B Koch February 8, 2008

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

by TonyM June 24, 2005