Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
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jason you're a nerdddddd
Jason - thanks!
by Oalo March 22, 2022
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A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone
Jason is so Asian
by Username0000 April 19, 2019
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Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.
Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.
by El jefe 69420 May 03, 2022
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Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof
by Notyoursisterrr November 24, 2021
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Jason a nigga with a great personality, great looks , and a fuckin horse cock
by Nancy gray November 24, 2021
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Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
by Apathyo7 December 09, 2021
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