Jordan

There are two Jordans, the girls are the boys. Some boys named Jordan are cool, athletic, and hang out with athletes. The other Jordan boys are creeps. They’re super touchy with girls and guys. They’ll text girls creepy stuff like “I wanna fuck you so hard”, even though they’ve only known this girl for half a school year. They’ll flirt with many girls until they find someone that’ll fulfill their sexual desires(totally not saying this from my personal experience)*cough* my ex’s current boyfriend. They’ll ask girls for hugs and try to be romantic. They’ll ask a girl for nudes or touch her in sexual ways but if she ask them to stop, they’ll stop, but they’ll come back again and try again another time. They’ll usually make lots of friends and act good so no one will suspect anything bad from them.

One of my friends were a target of a Jordan. He was messaging her weird things and freaky things even though she wasn’t interested. My ex was a victim of a Jordan. She now dates him. Btw this Jordan has done this to many girls but she’s decides to ignore it. 😉

Next are the girl Jordan’s. These girls are funny, have good sense of humor and are overall nice. They have lots of guy friends but always reject them when they catch feelings. Jordan girls mainly date guys that are less popular.
Person 1: Did Jordan do anything to you when you guys went to go hang out?

Victim: Yeah... but I did tell him that I was uncomfortable.

Person 1: Why did you even get close to him...

This is totally not from an actual conversation with my ex🤷 ♀️
by Boyboii July 14, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan has a small willy
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a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends
by Davechan January 22, 2021
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Jordan

Used to describe the act of fucking someone up or basically screwing then over.
Walter "jordan-ed" Yaoqing by revealing his copious relationships with multiple girls at the same time.
by W-try November 27, 2016
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Jordan

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.
"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."
by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013
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Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!
by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009
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Jordan

A guy who wears diamond stud earrings, rocks Bieber hair and competes in the long jump for two track seasons then coasts on his "career" as a "long jumper" too fit in with the Jocks.
Yo that dingy ass boi Jordan is such a fake jock.
by Dingy ass boi June 3, 2017
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