kill joy

People who are douche bags and have to ruin the fun of everything, kill the mood or shoot everything down.

Jamie: "Naw, I think I'm going to skip out on the concert, chillin' with friends and going camping."
Caitlin: "Jamie you're such a fuckin' kill joy!"

by Caitlin July 15, 2005

Joy Robber

Someone who seems to delight in making others as miserable as they are; who is annoyed when they see others happier than they are; who seem to be hell-bent on upsetting people who have positive attitudes and seem to enjoy making others sad -- these people are Joy Robbers.

A Joy Robber could be co-worker habitually shoots back negative retorts to counter your positive remarks. Or a boss seems to always say something to put you on the defensive just when your day is going well. A boyfriend, a family member, someone you know seems to always bring you down in a seemingly intentional way. It almost seems like these people have an agenda and that is to rob others of their joy. However, my personal phillosophy is I REFUSE to allow others to rob me of my joy!

by conniemod October 22, 2008

oh the joy

Sarcasm pointing to some mundane drudgery.

Tim: She asked me out and I can't believe I said 'no'
Tom: What!!??
Tim: Gotta complete my paper or else I'll flunk and not even graduate this year
Tom: Oh the joy!

by theoxbow November 7, 2015

joy drunk

drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.

the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

Fuzz Joy

The little things that make you happy. Opposite of Pet Peeve.

Sunshine on my shoulders is a fuzz joy of mine.

by Spinfly November 14, 2013

Mounds of Joy

A lovely set of breasts. To each his own, but big or small, we love them all.

I buried my face in her mounds of joy.

She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.

Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.

I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.

by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011