Jet Li

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.

So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?
Me: BOTH!!

by uranus November 25, 2003

Jet Out

To leave out of a place quickly, especially when you have other things to do.

"Dude we have to finish up eating, I got stuff to do."

"Alright man, we'll finish our drinks and jet out"

"C'mon man! Game starts in an hour, let's jet out!"

by laffinallduhway92 September 30, 2012

jet fucked

beyond jet lagged

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED

by evo interpol October 14, 2008

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 6, 2010

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

by pill-yung October 26, 2013

C-JET

One who has the following characteristics. Crooked Jaws Eyes & Teeth....

I saw that broke bum laying by some trash, when he looked at me I noticed he was a C-JET.

That prostitute I fucked was a C-JET.

by Carroll May 12, 2006

stupid jet

Meaning forever and always/family but, funny when you say it.

Jennifer ...(smile while looking at the person) “Stupid Jet”
Diana ...(Smile back)
“Stupid Jet”

by Simple DJ July 17, 2020