by pseudo-dude0 May 11, 2009
by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. October 16, 2008
The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ. One can also live life more abundantly through him.
Guy one: Hey, do you know about Jesus?
Guy two: No?
Guy one: He is The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ.
Guy two: Really?
Guy one: Yes, here is a book called the Bible with some of his words in it, what he said and did, and a story of how and why he came into the world. Read it.
Guy two: No?
Guy one: He is The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ.
Guy two: Really?
Guy one: Yes, here is a book called the Bible with some of his words in it, what he said and did, and a story of how and why he came into the world. Read it.
by TMundo July 11, 2009
Jesus is dead.
by Christ Denier July 25, 2008
A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.
by Tony ramone June 18, 2005
The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
by anonymous June 04, 2005
Roman Army: Lets dress up in uniform, nail that gimp jesus to the cross while hes wearing nothing buy a loin-cloth and give him pain, and let him take it like a gimp.
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
by Sammy_x April 30, 2007