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Jesus

The only hippy anyone ever listened too.
Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good."
by pseudo-dude0 May 10, 2009
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Jesus is the freaking man. O_O
by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. February 21, 2009
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The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ. One can also live life more abundantly through him.
Guy one: Hey, do you know about Jesus?

Guy two: No?

Guy one: He is The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ.

Guy two: Really?

Guy one: Yes, here is a book called the Bible with some of his words in it, what he said and did, and a story of how and why he came into the world. Read it.
by TMundo July 10, 2009
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A dead man. contrary to popular belief, is not a mythical creature/god, and had no magical powers.
Jesus is dead.
by Christ Denier August 20, 2008
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A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.
Jesus is dead get over it
by Tony ramone September 23, 2006
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The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
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Took pain for others pleasure, aka, Gimp.
Roman Army: Lets dress up in uniform, nail that gimp jesus to the cross while hes wearing nothing buy a loin-cloth and give him pain, and let him take it like a gimp.

Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
by Sammy_x May 13, 2007
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