jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
by 877372 May 16, 2009
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jerk pie

Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.

Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.
by jerkpie July 22, 2006
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lurk and jerk

To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.
getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.
by eriiiiiiiiinL August 25, 2010
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Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010
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Reverse jerk

When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
by Kyndallmichelle September 19, 2014
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Tuck and Jerk

The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.
by Junior96 December 05, 2011
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Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.
What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.
by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012
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