when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
by 877372 May 16, 2009
Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.
Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
by jerkpie July 22, 2006
by eriiiiiiiiinL August 25, 2010
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010
When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
by Kyndallmichelle September 19, 2014
The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
by Junior96 December 05, 2011
by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012