jaspered

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.

"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

or

"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."

by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011

Jasper

A amazing beautiful girl ,who is very innocent. And is so loving and you don’t want to hurt her because you would feel like a bitch because you just hurt the best person ever.

I love how amazing jasper is

by Hi my dude January 22, 2019

Jasper

A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗

Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!

Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!

Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!

by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019

Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

Jaspery

Major Wimp, Flake Out, Wussy, Someone who is afraid to be outgoing!

Ugh, He's such a freakin jaspery!

She's Not gonna fight me, she's a jaspery!

by keelers&oreo July 13, 2009

Jaspritaine

A name for the most amazing girl in the world. A Jaspritane is a girl who is funny, sweet, smart, pretty and very artistic. She is someone who is always there for you and is very good at letting her emotions flow into conversations. She is always there to brighen your day and to have late night Skype conversations with you when you need someone to talk to. She is the perfect girl

perfect pretty social funny smart amazing girl best friend Jaspritaine

by Breadquandas November 27, 2011

jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)

jasper fleming is preety darn lit!

by booboo higgens April 20, 2018