italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

Italian Jizz

Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019