Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.
by Poyfect September 2, 2018
Get the Vlasic Classicmug. Adjective describing something hilarious or awesome, derived from classic rolls royces, which were both hilarious and awesome.
by Dunky kong October 18, 2009
Get the Classic roycemug. A faithful recreaton of The Legend of Zelda by Nintendo, for the Nintendo Entertainment System. With Zelda Classic, you can create your own Quests and missions.
by Eckels October 18, 2004
Get the zelda classicmug. The Genre of rock that spawned life into all other forms of rock, usually not even coming close to the raw power of classic.
by Daneatsfood March 29, 2004
Get the classic rockmug. The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023
Get the Classical Guitarmug. A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.
Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt
by megatarsal October 25, 2012
Get the Classic Morrittmug. Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.
" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018
Get the new classicmug.