Come on Edward,spill your guts.I know that something happened to you at school.I recognize it after your face.
by Toa Pohatu March 03, 2017
oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
by hobbitchaser April 20, 2011
When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
by big Bens rubber duck May 05, 2015
by giyb May 15, 2018
The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 01, 2010
Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
by Three Stripes June 11, 2014
Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.
by SprintTM June 22, 2009