Come on Edward,spill your guts.I know that something happened to you at school.I recognize it after your face.
by Toa Pohatu March 3, 2017
Get the Spill your gutsmug. oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
by hobbitchaser May 10, 2011
Get the oil spillmug. When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015
Get the Louisiana Oil spillmug. by giyb June 5, 2018
Get the spill the tea sismug. The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
Get the BP Oil Spillmug. Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
by Three Stripes June 10, 2014
Get the Dutch Oil spillmug. Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.
by SprintTM June 22, 2009
Get the spill your junkmug.