Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.
G-string = no underwear insurance
G-string = no underwear insurance
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
by Person in discord September 16, 2022
Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
by Ye gods October 25, 2015
An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
by bls1999 July 30, 2018
A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.
Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
by naukincaide December 18, 2023