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[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.
1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.
by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
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Insulin insert

The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish
the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
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Insertical

An object that you use that doesn’t insert your body or item but still does the job
I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.

Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.
by Insertical101 October 8, 2021
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REVERSE INSERT

MARK, you need to do a REVERSE INSERT of your DICK as it hurts too much but ANAL ALAN I am here to give a PEDOPHILE TRAUMAUCKING and you admit it FLAMBOYANTLY you being a PUSH PEDOPHILE BUT I am an EXCEPTION , I KNOW, " that is why precisely , I WON'T , "now SQUEAL!!!!
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021
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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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INSERT CAREFULLY

When a corporation that is accused of being a MONOPOLY buys other businesses in grand secrecy.

You follow strict guidelines for your ANUS pleasure.
You don't say that MONOPOLY owns the mall I am being a MALL RAT IN as how did they do it, WELL ANETTE they did an INSERT CAREFULLY as just say , " SIMON SAYS JC PENNEY" and climb the hill to BAY HILL ST. BRUNO and be amazed!!!!

Take this seriously as for your ANAL THERAPY when you are going in naturally which is " GOING IN DRY , INSERT CAREFULLY your ANUS RANGER SPACER and always pay attention to ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.
The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.
by Pr_TickleButton December 27, 2011
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