insert name dictionary
guy 1: i searched up myself on urban dictionary to see my personality, but it doesn't seem to fit
guy2: are you fucking dumb? the fuck you think U.D is? psychic?
guy 1: i searched up myself on urban dictionary to see my personality, but it doesn't seem to fit
guy2: are you fucking dumb? the fuck you think U.D is? psychic?
by that random homo sapien March 07, 2020
Most commonly found in Parkour porn. When one partner backflips and lands with their penis inside of the others butt, mouth, or vagina.
My friend got caught watching Parkour Porn by his dad and they both watched the backflip insertion portion.
by FrenchRolls November 05, 2017
The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish
the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 05, 2021
Jeff wanted a fast high so he gave him self some ass-inserted xtc
Marcy was caught colin rollin' in the bathroom at school
Marcy was caught colin rollin' in the bathroom at school
by Yo Mommas pussy in Neez Duts September 01, 2015
when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
by shadowedclouds April 07, 2024
that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them
by CatSnow March 23, 2024
An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018