insext

A sexual text message sent/received by a relative, in hopes of invoking sexual relations. (A sext to/from a family member.)

"Eww, I read all the texts sent from Anna's brother to her, they were all insexts!"

by Shandi1337 May 11, 2010

Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."

Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

Related
Penetrate Cock Thrust

Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH

by Guest1444 March 13, 2019

sexually insecure

A guy who feels doubt about his manliness or what other people perceive of him as a man, and tries to make up for it by getting attention for obnoxiously doing "manly" things like drinking a lot, constantly revving a car or motorcycle and going at high speed unnecessarily, playing very loud "manly music" like heavy metal or hip hop, and reacting wildly at the slightest provocation, usually by threatening or attempting to physically harm whoever provoked him. The reaction will be stronger if the provocation suggests that he might not be "man enough", like being a pansy, a homosexual, unable to get women or having a small dick. He may even refuse to do chores traditionally assigned to women like cooking, babysitting or doing the laundry, because he feels doing such chores would cast doubt on his manhood. Usually shortened to insecure depending on the context.

The South Park episodes "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" and "The F Word" have highlighted some behavioral traits of such sexually insecure people.

by MiniChimera January 16, 2011

Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.

Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.

by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009

immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.

I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.

by St. Mary December 31, 2005

infectivist

Portmanteau word formed from infection and activist, used to describe someone who not only denies the scientific consensus on the safety and efficacy of immunisation but whose obsessive anti-vaxxer activism effectively makes them an advocate for infectious disease.

When asked why measles was sweeping the country after people stopped immunising their children after reading his anti-immunisation book, the infectivist bleated “fake news” and ended the interview.

by Ursus arctos horribilus February 26, 2019