iBoxers

A stand for your phone when using the toilet. Comprised of putting your phone in your underwear whilst keeping them stretched to create a steady surface. Not incredibly hygienic.

To pass the time, Tim watched episodes of The Wire whilst using the commode. In place of a table, he used the iBoxers.

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

carnivorously intoxicated

Feeling a head change or altered physiological state of being based on and/or due to an aggressive and high intake of meats.

I just ate a side of beef..I'm carnivorously intoxicated.

by Vin Nguyen September 22, 2015

Skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle

The wise words of Tiger JK🫡

K-pop fan #1: “omg do you remember what Tiger JK said in topline by skz?????”
K-pop fan #2: “do you mean skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle???”

K-pop fan #1: “yeah omg, that was so iconic”

by anonymous September 13, 2023

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

infoxicated

to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by being a room surrounded by absolute hotties.

Jeff was stuttering and was clumsy when we visited my girlfriend in the changing room at the gentleman's club, he was definitely infoxicated.

Bill totally pissed himself when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posed with him for a picture, what an infoxicated douche.

by Biggestwhoop October 25, 2011

infoxicated

Someone completely under the influence of Fox news.

John is infoxicated after watching Sean Hannity.

by Reeder@54 May 27, 2018

inbound call

something you do before inserting a butt plug to reduce the overall pain

I had to use an inbound call before trying out my new toy yesterday.

by jcroloaka November 27, 2018